diff --git a/src/config/default.ts b/src/config/default.ts
index 7f88912..8806f5d 100755
--- a/src/config/default.ts
+++ b/src/config/default.ts
@@ -15,5 +15,5 @@ export default {
             },
         ],
     },
-    JWT_SECRET: "RblQqA6uF#msq2312bebf2FLFn4XzWQ6dttXSJwBX#?gL2JWf!",
+    DEV_JWT_SECRET: "fakeqA6uF#msq2312bebf2FLFn4XzWQ6dttXSJwBX#?gL2JWf!",
 }
diff --git a/src/server/index.ts b/src/server/index.ts
index d316e52..0b58b3c 100755
--- a/src/server/index.ts
+++ b/src/server/index.ts
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ import devServer from "./devServer"
 import ssr from "./ssr"
 
 import certbotRouter from "../routes/certbot"
-import { secure } from "./secure"
+import { hasSecret, secure } from "./secure"
 import { javGameListGet } from "./gsheets/javGames"
 import { preVolunteerAdd, preVolunteerCountGet } from "./gsheets/preVolunteers"
 import { teamListGet } from "./gsheets/teams"
@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@ import config from "../config"
 import notificationsSubscribe from "./notificationsSubscribe"
 import checkAccess from "./checkAccess"
 import { hasGSheetsAccess } from "./gsheets/accessors"
+import { addStatus, showStatusAt } from "./status"
 
 checkAccess()
 
@@ -122,6 +123,10 @@ if (validCertPath) {
     const httpsOptions = _.mapValues(validCertPath, (pemPath: string) => fs.readFileSync(pemPath))
 
     servers.push({ protocol: "https", server: https.createServer(httpsOptions, app) })
+
+    showStatusAt(6)
+} else {
+    showStatusAt(5)
 }
 
 /**
@@ -139,7 +144,7 @@ servers.forEach(({ protocol, server }) => {
 
 function onError(error: any) {
     if (error) {
-        console.error(chalk.red(`==> 😭  OMG!!! ${error}`))
+        addStatus("Server listening:", chalk.red(`==> 😭  OMG!!! ${error}`))
     }
 }
 
@@ -150,13 +155,35 @@ function onError(error: any) {
 function onListening(server: any) {
     const addr = server.address()
     const bind = typeof addr === "string" ? `pipe ${addr}` : `port ${addr.port}`
-    console.error(chalk.green(`\nServer listening on ${bind}`))
+    addStatus("Server listening:", chalk.green(`✅ ${bind}`))
 }
 
 hasGSheetsAccess().then((hasApiAccess: boolean) => {
     if (hasApiAccess) {
-        console.error(chalk.green(`Database: remote Google Sheet`))
+        addStatus("Database:", chalk.green(`✅ online from Google Sheet`))
     } else {
-        console.error(chalk.green(`Database: local db`))
+        addStatus("Database:", chalk.blue(`🚧 offline, simulated from local db file`))
+    }
+})
+
+const hasSendGridApiAccess = !!process.env.SENDGRID_API_KEY
+if (hasSendGridApiAccess) {
+    addStatus("Emailing:", chalk.green(`✅ online through SendGrid`))
+} else {
+    addStatus("Emailing:", chalk.blue(`🚧 offline, simulated`))
+}
+
+const hasPushNotifAccess = !!process.env.FORCE_ORANGE_PUBLIC_VAPID_KEY
+if (hasPushNotifAccess) {
+    addStatus("Push notif:", chalk.green(`✅ online with a Vapid key`))
+} else {
+    addStatus("Push notif:", chalk.blue(`🚧 offline, simulated`))
+}
+
+hasSecret().then((has: boolean) => {
+    if (has) {
+        addStatus("JWT secret:", chalk.green(`✅ prod private one from file`))
+    } else {
+        addStatus("JWT secret:", chalk.blue(`🚧 dev public fake one from config`))
     }
 })
diff --git a/src/server/notificationsSubscribe.ts b/src/server/notificationsSubscribe.ts
index c3894cc..bd276e7 100644
--- a/src/server/notificationsSubscribe.ts
+++ b/src/server/notificationsSubscribe.ts
@@ -3,7 +3,8 @@ import webpush from "web-push"
 
 const publicKey = process.env.FORCE_ORANGE_PUBLIC_VAPID_KEY
 const privateKey = process.env.FORCE_ORANGE_PRIVATE_VAPID_KEY
-if (publicKey && privateKey) {
+const hasPushAccess = publicKey && privateKey
+if (hasPushAccess) {
     webpush.setVapidDetails("mailto: contact@parisestludique.fr", publicKey, privateKey)
 }
 
@@ -18,10 +19,19 @@ export default function notificationsSubscribe(
         title: "Hello!",
         body: "It works.",
     })
-    webpush
-        .sendNotification(subscription, payload)
-        .then((result) => console.log(result))
-        .catch((e) => console.log(e.stack))
+
+    if (hasPushAccess) {
+        webpush
+            .sendNotification(subscription, payload)
+            .then((result) => console.log(result))
+            .catch((e) => console.log(e.stack))
+    } else {
+        console.error(
+            `Fake sending push notif to ${JSON.stringify(subscription)} of ${JSON.stringify(
+                payload
+            )})}`
+        )
+    }
 
     response.status(200).json({ success: true })
 }
diff --git a/src/server/secure.ts b/src/server/secure.ts
index 04210c5..e4a141c 100644
--- a/src/server/secure.ts
+++ b/src/server/secure.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { NextFunction, Request, Response } from "express"
 import path from "path"
-import { promises as fs } from "fs"
+import { constants, promises as fs } from "fs"
 import { verify, sign } from "jsonwebtoken"
 
 import config from "../config"
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ import config from "../config"
 type AuthorizedRequest = Request & { headers: { authorization: string } }
 
 let cachedSecret: string
+const SECRET_PATH = path.resolve(process.cwd(), "access/jwt_secret.json")
 getSecret() // Necessary until we can make async express middleware
 
 export function secure(request: AuthorizedRequest, response: Response, next: NextFunction): void {
@@ -35,15 +36,28 @@ export function secure(request: AuthorizedRequest, response: Response, next: Nex
     })
 }
 
+let hasSecretReturn: boolean | undefined
+export async function hasSecret(): Promise<boolean> {
+    if (hasSecretReturn !== undefined) {
+        return hasSecretReturn
+    }
+    try {
+        // eslint-disable-next-line no-bitwise
+        await fs.access(SECRET_PATH, constants.R_OK | constants.W_OK)
+        hasSecretReturn = true
+    } catch {
+        hasSecretReturn = false
+    }
+    return hasSecretReturn
+}
+
 async function getSecret() {
     if (!cachedSecret) {
-        const SECRET_PATH = path.resolve(process.cwd(), "access/jwt_secret.json")
-
         try {
             const secretContent = await fs.readFile(SECRET_PATH)
             cachedSecret = secretContent && JSON.parse(secretContent.toString()).secret
         } catch (e: any) {
-            cachedSecret = config.JWT_SECRET
+            cachedSecret = config.DEV_JWT_SECRET
         }
     }
 
diff --git a/src/server/status.ts b/src/server/status.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..11e9d1b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/server/status.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+const messages: string[][] = []
+let _messageCount = 0
+
+export function addStatus(...messageParams: string[]): void {
+    messages.push(messageParams)
+    if (messages.length === _messageCount) {
+        showStatus()
+    } else if (messages.length > _messageCount) {
+        console.error(...messageParams)
+    }
+}
+
+function showStatus(): void {
+    console.error("")
+    messages.forEach((messageParams) => console.error(...messageParams))
+}
+
+export function showStatusAt(messageCount: number): void {
+    _messageCount = messageCount
+}